Archive for September, 2010

30 Sep
2010

To Learn a Second Language

This is a old-style joke about cat and mouse. A mouse mom took a talk with her babies, then she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely,

29 Sep
2010

N3DS Release Date vs Price Officially Released

September 29, 2010, Nintendo officially released the release date and price of N3DS Nintendo console. February 26, 2011 / 25,000 yen (About 300 USD)

28 Sep
2010

Danger! Beware of Dog!

In a small country store, a traveler noticed a sign posted on the glass door, which said “Danger! Beware of Dog!”. Entering the shop, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. So this guy asked the store owner, “Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?” “Yep, that’s him,” he replied. The stranger couldn’t help but be amused. “That certainly doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?“

28 Sep
2010

I Hung Him Up to Dry

Here is a joke happened in a mental hospital.Josh and Nina were both patients in a Mental Hospital.On a Sunday while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Josh suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Nina promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Josh out.

27 Sep
2010

Wicker Sale: Source of Chinese Farmers Income

Wicker sale is another good way for Chinese farmers to make money. Many Chinese farmers benefit from wicker sale since wicker products have become more and more popular around the whole world, such as wicker basket for bike, wicker garden furniture, wicker picnic basket, wicker gift basket, and so on.

26 Sep
2010

I Went Through a Red Light

Here is a joke happened in the court of a large mid-western city. A young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. Then this lady explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge’s eye.

26 Sep
2010

You are such a good boy

Xiao Qiang asked his mother for two cents. “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” I gave it to a poor old lady,” Xiao Qiang answered. You are such a good boy,” said the mother proudly. “Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old lady?”

23 Sep
2010

Designers Reveal Fashion with Compassion for Breast Cancer …

Curated by Serge Kerbel, Fashion Director of Canada's LUSH Magazine and former Fashion Editor of Vogue and GQ Russia, the White Cashmere Collection 2010 stars an eclectic line-up of established and emerging designers from across …

20 Sep
2010

She is at Skinny Dipping

One day, Reno went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Mellisa, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Mellisa saw Reno, she grabbed the nearest object – which happened to be an old wooden box – and held it in front of her.